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SUMMARY:Best In Comedy September 2026
DESCRIPTION:A brilliant night of LIVE comedy at the Lighthouse\, featuring a mix of TV’s biggest names and top circuit comedians. Smart\, silly and seriously funny – there’s something for everyone. \nAdam Rowe is a familiar face as a comedian\, podcaster and writer. Having risen through the ranks of the UK comedy circuit\, he has become one of the country’s most popular stand-up acts\, selling out theatres across the UK and co-hosting the hugely successful Have a Word podcast. Known for his razor-sharp storytelling and quick-fire crowd work\, Adam has established himself as one of British comedy’s most exciting talents. \n“Undeniable charisma and natural comic ability” – Chortle \nJen Brister is a familiar face as a comedian\, writer and broadcaster. Having appeared on television\, radio and stages across the world\, she has become one of the UK’s most acclaimed stand-up comedians\, known for her fierce wit\, brilliant storytelling and no-nonsense take on modern life. Her sell-out tours and critically acclaimed shows have made her a favourite with audiences nationwide. \n“No one rages against life and the world better than Brister” – The Guardian \nJeff Innocent is a familiar face as a comedian and actor. A veteran of the UK comedy circuit\, Jeff has built a devoted following with his unique blend of East End charm\, razor-sharp observations and masterful storytelling. Winner of British Comedian of the Year\, he continues to delight audiences across the country with his distinctive voice and effortlessly engaging stage presence. \n“One of Britain’s funniest comedians” – The Guardian \nJack Barry is a familiar face as a comedian\, writer and actor. Having appeared on television and radio while becoming a regular on the UK comedy circuit\, Jack has earned a reputation for his infectious energy\, clever storytelling and brilliantly likeable stage presence. His acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe shows and television appearances have established him as one of comedy’s most engaging performers. \n“Optimistically engaging” – Chortle \nThis show is not to be missed! \nStrictly over 18s only. \nPlease note that the line-up may be subject to change without notice. \n  \n\n\n\nAny customers continually disrupting the show\, using their mobile phones\, heckling\, shouting out or talking WILL be asked to leave. \n\n\nLine-ups are correct at time of purchase\, but may be subject to change. No refunds will be offered for changes to the line-up but we will always endeavour to replace with like for like performers. Customers may not be notified of any changes made to shows with multiple comedians performing. \n\n\nTickets are non-refundable\, barring cancellation. If a show is cancelled all tickets will be refunded in full. \n\n\nTicket holders consent to the recording and filming of themselves as members of the audience.
URL:https://lighthousetheatre.co.uk/event/best-in-comedy-september-2026/
LOCATION:The Lighthouse Theatre
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Seann Walsh: This is Torture
DESCRIPTION:After his sell-out 2023 tour\, the UK’s dishevelled king of stand-up\, award-winning Seann Walsh returns with a brand-new hour of side-splitting comedy. Don’t miss his trademark high-energy exasperation and razor-sharp observations that leave audiences in stitches and on their feet all around the country. This year\, he’s decided to name the show after the thing he says the most in life – THIS IS TORTURE. \n‘Unquestionably the best observational comic of his generation’ – The Guardian \n‘A cracking good show’ – The Telegraph \n‘One of comedy’s hottest properties… very talented\, very funny’ – The Evening Standard \n‘He remains one of the most entertaining observational comics on the block’ – The Independent \n 
URL:https://lighthousetheatre.co.uk/event/seann-walsh-this-is-torture/
LOCATION:The Lighthouse Theatre
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261111
DTSTAMP:20260520T210339Z
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SUMMARY:Sh!t-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet
DESCRIPTION:The smash-hit\, internationally acclaimed\, award-winning\, multi-sell-out phenomenon is back. Our cast will present an unconventional\, no-holds-barred interpretation of ‘Romeo and Juliet’\, with a tipsily tragic take on William Shakespeare’s most iconic roll call of characters: from a rat-arsed Romeo to a juiced-up Juliet\, a trollied Tybalt or a mashed-up Mercutios\, along with enough booze to sterilise a brewery floor. This will be a tragedy like no other—the cup overfloweth. \nThere is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families\, and everyone in Verona knows it. Surely the only hangover cure to centuries of family feuds is two forlorn teenagers from opposite households falling in love with each other? And a swig (or two) of the finest spirits to nudge them in the right direction\, of course… What could possibly go wrong? \nWarning: Sh!t-faced Shakespeare® may feature foul language\, nudity\, disembowelled limbs and\, occasionally\, some Shakespeare.
URL:https://lighthousetheatre.co.uk/event/sht-faced-shakespeare-romeo-and-juliet/
LOCATION:The Lighthouse Theatre
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Over 18
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SUMMARY:The Best in Comedy November
DESCRIPTION:A brilliant night of LIVE comedy at the Lighthouse\, featuring a mix of TV’s biggest names and top circuit comedians. Smart\, silly and seriously funny – there’s something for everyone. \n  \nTelevision favourite Milton Jones is one of Britain’s most successful comedians\, renowned for his surreal one-liners\, unmistakable wild hair and brilliantly eccentric style. A regular on Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week\, Milton has also appeared on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and has sold out countless tours across the UK. \n★★★★★ “King of the surreal one-liner” – The Times \n  \nQuiz genius and Taskmaster star Paul Sinha is one of the UK’s most distinctive comedians\, blending razor-sharp wit with effortless storytelling. Best known as ‘The Sinnerman’ on ITV’s The Chase\, Paul has also appeared on Would I Lie To You?\, QI\, Live at the Apollo and House of Games. \n★★★★ “An exceptionally skilled stand-up” – The Scotsman \n  \nAward-winning comedian Sunil Patel has quickly become one of the most exciting voices on the UK comedy circuit\, combining sharp observational humour with an effortlessly likeable stage presence. A familiar face on Comedy Central Live\, he has also written for Have I Got News For You\, The Mash Report and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. \n★★★★ “A natural storyteller with an infectious charm” – Chortle \n  \nRising comedy star Vlad Ilich has rapidly built a reputation as one of the UK’s most exciting new stand-ups\, winning audiences over with his charismatic delivery\, sharp writing and wonderfully offbeat observations. A finalist in several prestigious new act competitions\, Vlad is fast becoming one to watch on the live comedy circuit. \n★★★★ “An assured\, distinctive new voice” – Chortle \n  \nThis show is not to be missed! \n  \nStrictly over 18s only. \nPlease note that the line-up may be subject to change without notice.
URL:https://lighthousetheatre.co.uk/event/the-best-in-comedy-november/
LOCATION:The Lighthouse Theatre
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:P*ssed Up Panto® Snow White
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back for another outrageous UK tour – and this year it’s the turn of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to get the P*ssed Up Panto® treatment! \nP*ssed Up Panto® has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with its riotous productions of Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk\, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella – and now the madness continues with a brand-new show for 2027!\nSelling out theatres up and down the country\, P*ssed Up Panto® has perfected the ultimate adult panto formula\, leaving audiences crying with laughter and theatres echoing with chaos night after night! \nBut what exactly is P*ssed Up Panto®? Well\, if you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast might get up to if there were no children in the audience… you’re already halfway there! Add to that a nail-biting audience vote to decide which unlucky cast member must complete a savage drinking challenge throughout the show (while the rest of the cast desperately try to keep the story on track!) and you’ll quickly realise why absolutely anything could happen… and it probably will! \nExpect all the ingredients of a classic pantomime – a beautiful princess\, a wicked queen\, a magical mirror and a group of lovable dwarfs – but with a very adult twist. Packed with outrageous innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of\nwell-known songs and plenty of audience participation\, it’s a performance that’s cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty… okay… VERY naughty! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers (and one or two professional drinkers)\, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, fantastic music and side-splitting comedy routines\, this is a night of theatre audiences will be talking about for years to come. \nEarly booking is highly recommended as P*ssed Up Panto® invariably sells out theatres across the country Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended.
URL:https://lighthousetheatre.co.uk/event/pssed-up-panto-snow-white/
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Pantomime
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SUMMARY:Roy Chubby Brown 2027
DESCRIPTION:After well over 50 years in entertainment \, Roy “Chubby” Brown is still the undoubted\, undisputed KING OF BRITISH COMEDY \nWhy is Roy still performing at his age is a question constantly asked \, the answer is quite simple\, nothing gives Roy greater pleasure than performing for you \, doing what he does best\, making you laugh and putting a huge smile on your faces \nWhether your one of Roy’s regular army of fans \, a Chubby virgin \, or just turned 18 and now old enough \, come and join Roy for his brand-new 2027 Show \nIt’s guaranteed the only tears you’ll shed will be tears of laughter \, it’s a must see \, a night not to be missed \nNO OFFENCE MEANT ITS SIMPLY COMEDY
URL:https://lighthousetheatre.co.uk/event/roy-chubby-brown-2027/
LOCATION:The Lighthouse Theatre
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Over 18
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